10 signs you are dating a Drama Queen...

Drama Queens - we all know one, probably a dozen of them - maybe your dating one? Well here is the official test! 10) When you go out, he insists that you drop him in front of the destination, so that he may make his grand entrance? 9) He refers to you as his stalker. 8) His prep work for an outing could give "Tammy-Faye" a run for her money. 7) You leave the man for seconds only when upon your return; you find him sobbing to the cute bartender; how he was abandoned by love. 6) He has two yippee dogs named Muffy and Princess. 5) He insists on referring to your member to his friends as -Thor'God of Love. 4) He insists ?Queer eye? was his idea. 3) When an ex-lover says hello at the club, he calls you a slut while speed dialing his pack of queens.(That are standing not ten feet away) 2) He refers to his dinner parties as a production. (Directors chair included on set) And the number one way you can tell you are dating a drama queen; After sex, he insists you complete a scorecard, complete with a grading curve?